I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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