I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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