On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I need to sanitize my soul.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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