D3 body, D1 cock
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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