Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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