Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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