Well douche your snatch and let's go!
My pussy is not your playground.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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