Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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