Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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