I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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