we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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