Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I just found puke in my bra..
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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