Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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