I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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