Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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