if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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