But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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