I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
