Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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