have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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