Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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