Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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