Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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