do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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