So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
His hands were made for my vagina.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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