her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize