Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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