Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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