There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
she looked like the before picture.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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