so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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