Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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