What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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