I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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