there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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