Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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