Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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