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it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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