So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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