ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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