So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
did i just pee glitter
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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