That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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