Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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