i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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So squirting runs in the family.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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