no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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