i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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