S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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