am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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