One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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