Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
My ass is underappreciated
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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