Too much gin, very little bucket
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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