Sponge bath it is.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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