Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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