So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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