you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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